never look back… unless you’re looking at your ass in a mirror
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
A wild bear attacks you. You call the police who ask what you were wearing to provoke the bear and if you did anything to encourage the advances of the bear.
Once you are suitably questioned, (police deciding that your shorts maybe gave the bear too much of a taste of your bare flesh) the bear is released back into the wild.
The policeman shrugs as he gets back into his car and says “bears will be bears.”